Wednesday, July 25, 2012

POF 001

So Plenty of Fish is free and I'm pretty sure there are a bajillion profiles on there.  Free also means 9 out of every 10 males are mentally challenged.  Here are a few recent messages I have received:

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"Hi wow u r do pretty seriously How r u"

"hey there gorgeous hope your having a wonderful day so far i thought i would try my luck with a riddle instead of a pick up line here it is. Your best friend, the man of your dreams and an old lady are trapped in a storm you only have room for one in your car. who would you save ps there is a way to way to save them all"

"Hey hows it going? just thought i would say hello anyways hello"

"I have a genuine smile. Let's see how far it takes me....ugh I'm really tired sorry that was the worst line. If you can even call it a line. Not even sure why I said that lol

I've had a long day already, but I wanted to make sure I got a message in to you before I forgot.

Look, I'll be as straight forward as I can. If you are actually interested in meetin a nice guy that's looking for a real meaningful relationship. It would probably not Hurt you to write me back! I'm really good at holding doors, just saying...
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WOW eh, I'm a really lucky girl.  How am I going to choose from this batch of gentlemen???  I think my problem is that I have too many good quality men out there and I just miss out! ya? That's probably not it.

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